It's safe to say that Wheel Of Fortune pretty much needs me. Really, they do. I'm pretty awesome at solving the puzzles and call the contestants names for not knowing the answers. Jason has been trying to persuade me to get on the show, but I keep telling him that I'm too smart for them and they won't have me. Anyway, since I'm watching WOF every night, demonstrating my high level of intelligence, Elise has decided to partake in the festivities.
So, tonight when I was trying to teach and show her what crawling is all about, she was all "dude, don't bother me, I'm watching Wheel Of Fortune."
So, she had assumed the crawling position. I started to show her how to move her hand and knees accordingly. Then I'm pretty positive she gave me the hand and said
"pssshhh, I'm trying to solve the puzzle, momma!"
So, I'm all like "Elise, this is an important milestone in your development. Let's work on crawling."
"This broad doesn't know the puzzle, WOF totally needs me too, Momma!"
She then resumed the sitting position. Guess that's her subtle way of saying "I ain't crawling, you can't make me, and leave me alone while I'm watching Vanna!!"
Jason, who finds the good in everything, informs me that Wheel Of Fortune will help her learn her letters.
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