Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Things Your Husband Should Never Ask

1.  Is it your time of the month?!
2.  When is Mother's Day?


Remember awhile back when I posted this about Mother's Day?  Well, it's not looking very promising, because YESTERDAY my husband asked me "when is Mother's Day?"  Looks like I'll have an interesting post about that in a few days.  Be looking forward to it.....

Battling Constipation

I never thought I'd be so excited over my daughter taking a poop.  The poor thing has been grunting, squirming, fussing, and turning red for a couple of days.  I gave her a little Miralax mixed in her food the other night and had no success.  Then gave her prunes last night.  She was so fussy she slept in her our bed in her Daddy's arms until 2 o'clock this morning.  Then he laid her down between us and her butt started making some noises.  I jumped up - thinking Yes!  The prunes worked!  Took her to her room to change her diaper.  It was clean, and I was so disappointed for her little tummy.  She's just kept on eating and nothing had been coming out for almost 4 days.  I knew something would have to give!  I finally decided we might have to try some suppositories.  While I was strolling through Wal-Mart today, it happened!  A pooptastrophe!  I had to get my few things and high tail it home!  She must have felt better because she went right to sleep in the cart.  When I got her home and opened up the diaper, we were bordering biological warfare.  I think it was the only time I was actually happy to clean up that big mess.  We're staying away from bananas and anything else that could contribute to constipation and hopefully this won't be a frequent problem.

Avocados - Enough Said

Words can not even begin to describe how much Elise disliked Avocados and how funny I thought it was.  That's why the filming is not so great.  It's hard to do when you're laughing so hard.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

She's Waiting To Be Discovered...

Swings & Slides

Jason and I took Elise to the park yesterday.  I guess she enjoyed herself.  She's pretty mellow all the time (like her Daddy) so she doesn't squeal or laugh for just anything.  But, she wasn't fussing so I assume it was a good time for her.  Her Daddy seemed to enjoy himself...

This Is What Happens When...

 
I feed sweet potatoes to Elise when she's tired!  She gets it on her face, then her hands, and then she rubs her eyes and spreads it all over!

Monday, May 3, 2010

When Left To Our Own Devices...

Our dogs spend most of their days in the back yard.  They love to lay outside in the sun and the breeze.  Unfortunately though, our back yard leaves something to be desired.  It lacks the thick, luscious, run-barefoot-through grass.  My husband is going to being working to improve that very soon, though.  In the meantime, it becomes somewhat of a mud pit when it rains.  We try to keep the dogs inside as much as we can when it's muddy, but there comes a time when the two beasts need to run and get rid of some of their energy they harbor when they're confined to the house for several days.  It's usually just their paws that need to be cleaned, and it's usually just the Golden Retriever.  She has so much hair on her paws and in between her toes that she comes close to rivaling a Clydesdale.  This is where my ingenious husband comes to the rescue.  Rather than giving the dogs a full body bath, he implements the paw dunking method.  This requires the lime green Easter egg bucket, the water hose, and of course firefighting boots.

 
Picking mud out of Riley's toes

 
Uh oh... busted taking pictures.  At least there's not anything he can do about it right now.

 
See, how the boots come in handy?  You know what else would be handy?  A spray tan.

 
The dog is used to this rigorous procedure by now, but she's still less than thrilled about it.

 
I'm pretty sure she's about to peel outta there...

 
but not until all the mud is hand plucked from her paws

 
"You get over here to this Easter egg bucket RIGHT NOW!"