A Brief Note

Dear Top Teeth,

YOU.SUCK.  It's bad enough that you are torturing my sweet child all.day.long. making her extra clingy to me and fussy!  But, if it would be possible, could you please break through her gums sometime between the hours of 9am and 10pm?  That's a 13 hr window of opportunity and PLENTY of time.  Because the 2am wake up call of a SCREAMING 14 month old is really, really unpleasant!  Especially when she was up the night before until 12:30.  So, we all need to come to some kind of understanding.  You do your thing, and Elise and I will do ours.  However, you need to get the show on the road and get those teeth OUT NOW!  Time is ticking today.  And tonight, I do not expect to hear any screaming out of my child.

Many Thanks,
SDJ