Why You Should Learn Your Fractions!

As you all know, I'm pretty close to being the next Paula Dean.  But, many of you also know it took me several attempts at college algebra.  I never knew the importance of learning my fractions until last night when I tried to cut a Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe in half.  I'm still not sure I know what half of  3/4 cup is or which half of the egg you are supposed to put in.  The yolk or the white?  Anyway, something went haywire and I ended up with something that did not even resemble a cookie.  Lesson of the story, kids... learn your fractions!