30 Day Shred

Day 1:  I hate you, Jillian.  Those jumping jacks looked easy enough, but I was already breathing hard doing the warm-up.  And you can take those push ups and crunches and shove 'em!  While you were babbling your "encouragement" I was on the other side of the TV giving you the bird in between boxing jabs.  And I don't need YOUR encouragement because I had my own little cheering section... that would be Jason & Elise.  Note to self:  Do NOT Shred unless you are home alone.  The last thing I need is Mr. Sports & Exercise Science Degree critiquing my push-up position and telling me to get lower.  Oh yeah, and just because I'm working out doesn't mean I'm going on a diet.  I'm still going to eat whatever I want.  Including chocolate chip cookies.  Thankyouverymuch.

Day 2:  Can. Not. Walk.  My legs are shaking.  The 30 Day Shred was an appropriate title for this work-out DVD.  My body feels like it has been put through a shredder and spit back out.  Jillian, you and I will not be meeting today.  I fear I would crumble to the ground at the first attempt of a jumping jack.  I can't even lower myself onto the toilet (I get half way there and just fall and hope I land on the seat) let alone do a squat.