You'll Be Seeing Me On The News Very Soon!

Well, since it looks like they are handing out the Nobel Peace Prize like it's extra change, I'm looking forward to one in my immediate future.

Picture this if you will:

It's 8 O'clock pm, 30 degrees outside, the wind is blowing 20 mph, it's foggy, and it's sleeting. Where is an 8 month pregnant Stephanie?? Nooo, not curled up at home in sweats enjoying the warmth and company of her dogs, but wearing 2 shirts (one that is Jason's), 2 jackets (neither of which can be zipped due to the baby belly), a hat, scarf, and blanket sitting outside "watching" a college football game. That's right people, I'm the next recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize for being such a good wife.

And if that's not reason enough, how about for allowing this fetus to permanently squish every internal organ in my body? While I am unable to breathe, eat, or sleep comfortably my unborn child (who I'm sure was very warm and unaware of the Concentration Camp conditions I was in last night) continues to thrive and do the hokey pokey for hours on end every day. While I'm waking up every hour to pee, drink MORE water, and pray the nausea and headache will go away, she continues her peaceful slumber. There is no doubt about it, if Obama can wake up one morning to the news of receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for not doing ANYTHING deserving of one, I should be expecting the Publisher's Clearing House to be at my door any day this week. Therefore, I should definitely take the week off! I'd hate to miss my big prize!